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My new teeth - The Rancho Commons
Note to self: no whining, no slacking
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My new teeth
I told you I had some new fake teeth in the mail. I got 'em and they are hideous!! Now, perhaps you don't have any idea why anyone would want ugly fake teeth. Apparently, some people get this, and others don't. My wife doesn't get it at all. I find it completely hilarious! For some reason, while it only embarrasses my wife, it really cracks me up to talk to someone who doesn't know me wearing these teeth. I look for a reaction, I wonder what they are thinking as they look at me. I don't know, it's fun to me.



The Product: front and back views

Me, ugly enough without the teeth! (Note Father's Day gift on wall)

You just HAVE to appreciate these teef!


So, what are your thoughts? Funny? Just plain stupid?
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Comments
From: ex_multyface793 Date: January 14th, 2005 05:32 am (UTC) (Link)
we call those Bubba teeth, and sadly there are a lot of real bubba's in my town....

if your ever in louisiana bring the teeth you'll fit right in! =)
aspiring2live From: aspiring2live Date: January 14th, 2005 05:37 am (UTC) (Link)
Oh girl! But you didn't know, I spent four years of my childhood in Lousiana, and the Bubbas down there don't have anything on the Bubbas up here in North Carolina! I told my wife that was the primary problem, people won't be shocked because they are used to seeing teeth this bad in this part of the country!
mygyzmom From: mygyzmom Date: January 14th, 2005 05:44 am (UTC) (Link)

re: your new teef

Yeah, but people with teeth like that aren't usually walking around WITH ME!
aspiring2live From: aspiring2live Date: January 14th, 2005 05:50 am (UTC) (Link)

Re: My new teef

They are NOWww!! LOL!
From: ex_multyface793 Date: January 14th, 2005 05:45 am (UTC) (Link)
hahaha....you spent time in louisiana...oh you poor man. me I love punishment as you see I am still here.

I've heard things about those carolina folks...ha. =)
aspiring2live From: aspiring2live Date: January 14th, 2005 05:53 am (UTC) (Link)
CenLa, baby! 1st, 2nd, 4th, and 10th grade in Alexandria; my dad was in the Air Force and there's a base there. Some of my best childhood memories are from La, but because of the people at the time, surely not because of the bayous or weather! Ugh!
schmimi From: schmimi Date: January 14th, 2005 06:27 am (UTC) (Link)
I'm going to have to unoquivocally side with your wife on this one. Please let her know that we all understand you're a great guy and everything... and to call me if she needs some emotional support while she endures this difficult phase you're going through. :D

aspiring2live From: aspiring2live Date: January 14th, 2005 07:25 am (UTC) (Link)
Now see? I had you figured for someone who might appreciate these! They ugly as they wanna be!
thunderslug From: thunderslug Date: January 14th, 2005 12:12 pm (UTC) (Link)
B-pics!!!! w00t!!!

And...well, I have a Y chromasome, so I think they *rock*, and you shoulda gone for the extra staining. ;)

Of course, this is from a guy who wants a kilt, so take with a liter of saline.
aspiring2live From: aspiring2live Date: January 14th, 2005 02:13 pm (UTC) (Link)
Yeah, pics. <blunt truth:> It is very tough to post pics of myself because I am so dissatisfied with my own appearance. </blunt truth>

So, it's a guy thing! Ahhhhh (light bulb moment). That explains a lot. Actually, I requested that they be made to look as realistic as possible, but they have plenty of stain if you can't see it in the pics.

Now if you were wearing these teeth with your kilt, then I could humor you. But for you to wear a kilt and expect to be taken seriously? Not in me, couldn't do it. ;-)
thunderslug From: thunderslug Date: January 14th, 2005 02:16 pm (UTC) (Link)
I gotta get you to a Highland Games...I'll let you heckle the guys in the Stone Throw in their 'skirts'...heh...

And yes...it's *very* a guy thing...I would imagine...
From: elricsgirl Date: January 14th, 2005 05:16 pm (UTC) (Link)
Kilts are dead sexy...don't let anyone tell you different.
tinamarie From: tinamarie Date: January 14th, 2005 03:23 pm (UTC) (Link)
ooohhhh pretty! lol

definitely a marriage saver. With teeth like that, I think only your wife could love you. heheheee ;)
posteverything From: posteverything Date: January 14th, 2005 03:44 pm (UTC) (Link)
"I don't care who you are, that's funny right there.."

What would be gold, however, is if you adopt a dimwitted look on your face while you wear them. Maybe have your children lead you around by hand while you traipse about, that sort of thing. :)
mygyzmom From: mygyzmom Date: January 16th, 2005 03:53 am (UTC) (Link)
He doesn't have to "adopt" anything! The dim-witted look is automatic when he puts those in!
posteverything From: posteverything Date: January 17th, 2005 12:30 am (UTC) (Link)
Awww, you so mean!
mygyzmom From: mygyzmom Date: January 17th, 2005 12:39 am (UTC) (Link)
Nope, they are just that effective!
gymbrall From: gymbrall Date: January 14th, 2005 07:50 pm (UTC) (Link)
permament damage to IQ... must look away... losing consciousness...


These MUST be worn in the ICU.


gymbrall
aspiring2live From: aspiring2live Date: January 27th, 2005 05:54 pm (UTC) (Link)
Okay, I'll admit that this is the real reason I got them.

(Talking to family members with teeth in): Now see? When he lost control and hit that tree, it whopped his chest agin the stirrin' wheel and maished his guts all up!

(Family nods with understanding)

I'm pleased to report that they work very well in this capacity!
brknconfidents From: brknconfidents Date: January 20th, 2005 01:57 am (UTC) (Link)
Where's your chainsaw? You need one...and overalls with flannel to be wearin' those teeth! Sorry Allie, I'm so not trying to make matters worse, but I think those teeth are HILARIOUS!!! It's NOT just a guy thing. It kinda falls in that whole category with thinking potty humor is funny. If a fart makes you laugh then so should these teeth. :oD
mygyzmom From: mygyzmom Date: January 20th, 2005 02:06 pm (UTC) (Link)
Then you go out with him when he is wearing them!
aspiring2live From: aspiring2live Date: January 27th, 2005 05:56 pm (UTC) (Link)
If a fart makes you laugh then so should these teeth.

While you're home, I'll try to work up a combo fer ya!
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