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Rant meme - The Rancho Commons
Note to self: no whining, no slacking
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From: elricsgirl Date: January 28th, 2005 12:07 am (UTC) (Link)
HI!

Kids who act like total and complete monsters in public and their parents just smile and pretend like it isn't happening.
aspiring2live From: aspiring2live Date: February 4th, 2005 05:17 pm (UTC) (Link)

Better late than never?

Ho! Toothless hag! How 'bout curbing your porch monkeys long enough for me to complete ONE SENTENCE of conversation in this nice restaurant without being tempted to stick my leg out when they run by again in an apparent long distance foot race designed to ANNOY EVERY PATRON HERE, with the exception of their clueless parents of course! Oh, how I miss the days when parents would set proverbial fire to little britches to restore order to public places. Perhaps you should consider that a 4-year-old who tells you, "NO!" "Shut up!" and takes swings at you now will someday be 14!

It isn't cute now, and it sure won't be when you see yourself begging the officer for help on Cops because you can't do anything with them!
thunderslug From: thunderslug Date: January 28th, 2005 12:38 am (UTC) (Link)
Junkies (of whatever stripe)
aspiring2live From: aspiring2live Date: February 4th, 2005 05:35 pm (UTC) (Link)

Junkies are ALL striped the same!

I saw my first track marks on a 33 year old woman the other night that looked 53. She had numerous scars on her arms, which she'd given up on long ago, and numerous fresh tracks on both legs and, gag, breasts. This is the preface. Oh, and she was, of course, driving while impaired by several substances.

Yes, I AM doing this for your own good, braino, because you are in the ICU and if you do set your swollen bare feet on the floor, you will immediately realize that bilateral external fixators on your legs, coupled with a hard cervical collar, will ensure a world class face plant from which you will not be able to recover by yourself!

Due to your heretofore self-destructive regimen of small amounts of unhealthy food interspersed with years of abuse of [INSERT SUBSTANCE HERE] you are currently unable of rational thought. THEREFORE, you will get our best service: a vest restraint to keep you in bed; mitten restraints to keep you from removing tubes deemed by your nurse to be important (foley catheter [urethral], endotracheal breathing tube [orally placed], naso-gastric tube [nasal], dobhoff feeding tube [nasal], various large-vein IVs, drainage tubes, etc.); wrist restraints to keep your hands to yourself, yet away from important stuff; a hard cervical collar to keep your neck still; various external fixators, slings, traction, and splints/casts to stabilize your multiple fractures; and, of course a rectal temperature probe, rectal foley, or rectal pouch, depending on your needs.

Of course, I realize you are truly a valuable citizen and all around "good guy," despite all the tattoos suggesting otherwise, because your family has already threatened me if I don't take good care of you because you are a "good feller."

If we are all lucky, you will learn THIS TIME (#3) that driving while impaired is dangerous to you AND OTHERS! Or, if not, maybe next time you will take yourself out in a single car accident and be DOA so we won't have to enjoy each other's company again!
aspiring2live From: aspiring2live Date: February 4th, 2005 06:05 pm (UTC) (Link)

Re: Junkies are ALL striped the same!

Heh, wow. Syntax error extraordinaire.

...you are currently incapable of rational thought.
tinamarie From: tinamarie Date: January 28th, 2005 01:46 am (UTC) (Link)
inconsiderate smokers (my #1 pet peeve)

oh and hi! :)
posteverything From: posteverything Date: January 28th, 2005 03:19 am (UTC) (Link)
Overzelous nonsmokers and teetotalers.
curious_corax From: curious_corax Date: January 31st, 2005 07:10 pm (UTC) (Link)
Ubiquitous drug advertisements.
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