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Josh is 6...teen...ish. - The Rancho Commons
Note to self: no whining, no slacking
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Josh is 6...teen...ish.
(Brushing his teeth after carefully washing most of the toothpaste down the drain... yesterday before school.)

*passes gas*
"Woe, that was a triple threat!"
*passes more*
"A quadRUPLE threat!"
*passes even more*
(Obviously pleased)
"A SIX TIMES THREAT!"

Then yesterday evening while doing his homework.

"Excuse me, but I have to drop a deuce."

(As in, use the bathroom #2, as in, have a bowel movement.)
Props to Cartoon Network for that verbal gem, I'm sure!

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acey From: acey Date: December 8th, 2005 06:48 pm (UTC) (Link)
*smiles*
Reminds me of my own son at that age.
aspiring2live From: aspiring2live Date: December 9th, 2005 01:15 pm (UTC) (Link)
Shyeah, right! Like he "grew out of it" or something. *Scoff*

;-)
caramaea From: caramaea Date: December 8th, 2005 10:31 pm (UTC) (Link)
That is so cute. I can't help but laugh when my kids do things like that, but then I quickly tell them to NEVER do it at school! :P I'm such a bad mommy...
aspiring2live From: aspiring2live Date: December 9th, 2005 01:17 pm (UTC) (Link)
Which of course means, "That is cool, do that at school TOMORROW!"

It's okay, at home, but they know it is not okay away from home or when we have company.
caramaea From: caramaea Date: December 10th, 2005 02:20 am (UTC) (Link)
Yeah, funny how kids always do the exact opposite of what you say.
brknconfidents From: brknconfidents Date: December 8th, 2005 11:44 pm (UTC) (Link)
LOL.
aspiring2live From: aspiring2live Date: December 9th, 2005 01:19 pm (UTC) (Link)
He be smoov, yo.
brknconfidents From: brknconfidents Date: December 9th, 2005 04:18 pm (UTC) (Link)
I love it. He is so cute.
psychfringe From: psychfringe Date: December 9th, 2005 12:00 am (UTC) (Link)
drop a deuce??
LOL
now thats funny

~writes that down~
aspiring2live From: aspiring2live Date: December 9th, 2005 01:20 pm (UTC) (Link)
Yeah, that should go over well at the office, eh? For me it would be, "Excuse me, could you watch my patients while I drop a deuce?" *prolonged staring and silence* "I'll be right back."
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