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Jury Duty: Day One - The Rancho Commons
Note to self: no whining, no slacking
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Jury Duty: Day One
Introductions in the jurors' room...

Said in a very sweet, lispy voice (which I happen to be scary good at):

"Hi! My name is Bruce. I'm a Gemini and I run a naughty website out of my home."

Role sought: Jury Clown.

Whadya think? ;-)

Okay, I am sooo not outgoing enough to do this. I'll probably be my usual, nearly silent, nearly scowling, corner person.

I feel like puking.

Wish me luck!
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psychfringe From: psychfringe Date: December 11th, 2006 12:28 pm (UTC) (Link)
ha!!!
i did the voith too.:)

good luck!
curious_corax From: curious_corax Date: December 11th, 2006 09:44 pm (UTC) (Link)
You'd really have to going out to do someting like that.

   A brief conversation with one of Jen's friends shortly after I moved in with her in 1997:

*phone rings*

Me: "Hello?"

Lonnie: *brief pause*.... "Hi, Uh... who is this?" a note of surprise.

Me: "This is Peter. Who is this?".

Lonnie: "It's Lonnie. Right, sorry, I'm just not used to a man being there.".

Me: "Well, you're a man.".

Lonnie: "Oh no...No, I'm not a man.............I'm fffabulous.".
aspiring2live From: aspiring2live Date: December 18th, 2006 06:39 am (UTC) (Link)
We used to have an openly gay respiratory therapist here where I work. One day someone told him to stay away from me because I was mean (they were kidding with me, and said this loud enough for me to hear it). He said, "That's okay, I don't mind mean. I've PAID for mean!"

I still laugh at that.
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