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(Arguable) Insights Into The Mind of Men - The Rancho Commons
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(Arguable) Insights Into The Mind of Men
Regarding the issue of colors



These are the facts as we know them from an informal poll of men I know.


  • Men only see about 12 colors.

  • All of these colors match each other.

  • Red plaid flannel shirts go well with camouflage pants.

  • Colors such as teal, mauve, chartreuse, and azure are terms made up by women to confuse men and simply describe one of the above 12 colors.

  • The above 4 rules apply to straight men only. Gay men have the extra rods and cones in their eyes that women have enabling them to see all those extra colors and shades.

  • To men, nearly all women look best in bright red lipstick and nail polish.

  • The three acceptable colors for women's underwear are black, white and red, or a combination of these, preferably made exclusively of lace.


These are the facts as we know them.</u>

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stubalobe From: stubalobe Date: September 14th, 2003 08:27 pm (UTC) (Link)
I don't agree. Men like any underwear, no matter what color it is! Lace is just a bonus.
aspiring2live From: aspiring2live Date: September 30th, 2003 01:25 pm (UTC) (Link)
Sigh. Da'burnit! You're right.
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