I told you I had some new fake teeth in the mail. I got 'em and they are hideous!! Now, perhaps you don't have any idea why anyone would want ugly fake teeth. Apparently, some people get this, and others don't. My wife doesn't get it at all. I find it completely hilarious! For some reason, while it only embarrasses my wife, it really cracks me up to talk to someone who doesn't know me wearing these teeth. I look for a reaction, I wonder what they are thinking as they look at me. I don't know, it's fun to me.
The Product: front and back views Me, ugly enough without the teeth! (Note Father's Day gift on wall) You just HAVE to appreciate these teef! So, what are your thoughts? Funny? Just plain stupid?
Oh girl! But you didn't know, I spent four years of my childhood in Lousiana, and the Bubbas down there don't have anything on the Bubbas up here in North Carolina! I told my wife that was the primary problem, people won't be shocked because they are used to seeing teeth this bad in this part of the country!
CenLa, baby! 1st, 2nd, 4th, and 10th grade in Alexandria; my dad was in the Air Force and there's a base there. Some of my best childhood memories are from La, but because of the people at the time, surely not because of the bayous or weather! Ugh!
I'm going to have to unoquivocally side with your wife on this one. Please let her know that we all understand you're a great guy and everything... and to call me if she needs some emotional support while she endures this difficult phase you're going through. :D
Yeah, pics. <blunt truth:> It is very tough to post pics of myself because I am so dissatisfied with my own appearance. </blunt truth>
So, it's a guy thing! Ahhhhh (light bulb moment). That explains a lot. Actually, I requested that they be made to look as realistic as possible, but they have plenty of stain if you can't see it in the pics.
Now if you were wearing these teeth with your kilt, then I could humor you. But for you to wear a kilt and expect to be taken seriously? Not in me, couldn't do it. ;-)
"I don't care who you are, that's funny right there.."
What would be gold, however, is if you adopt a dimwitted look on your face while you wear them. Maybe have your children lead you around by hand while you traipse about, that sort of thing. :)
Okay, I'll admit that this is the real reason I got them.
(Talking to family members with teeth in): Now see? When he lost control and hit that tree, it whopped his chest agin the stirrin' wheel and maished his guts all up!
(Family nods with understanding)
I'm pleased to report that they work very well in this capacity!
Where's your chainsaw? You need one...and overalls with flannel to be wearin' those teeth! Sorry Allie, I'm so not trying to make matters worse, but I think those teeth are HILARIOUS!!! It's NOT just a guy thing. It kinda falls in that whole category with thinking potty humor is funny. If a fart makes you laugh then so should these teeth. :oD
My username comes from the realization that most of my adult life has been spent surviving instead of LIVING. Sometimes I feel like a two dimensional object in a 3D world. It is my goal to correct whatever errors have put these feelings in me, by any means necessary. I aspire, now, to LIVE.
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