Josh (5) had a rough day at school, and was required to write a "parental contact" note. His teacher corrects their phonetic spelling by writing it correctly underneath.
Josh was told to stop talking in line during the fire drill. He then told the person in front of him, "I'm not scared of this so-called fire!" Hence, the note home.
I got a kick out of the inventive, nearly ingenious, yet quite wrong, spelling.