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Spouse questions...
Allie: Did we have corn recently?

I'm filing this one under "Conversations You Don't Want To Have."
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From: elricsgirl Date: June 6th, 2005 05:23 pm (UTC) (Link)

That's hilarious. We have conversations like that all the time.
gymbrall From: gymbrall Date: June 6th, 2005 05:56 pm (UTC) (Link)

Oddly enough...

It is a not widely known fact that corn functions as a collective vegetable entity, exists entirely outside of the time space continuum, and actually runs the universe. This is evident in the way that corn will turn up in places where it has no business being, has not been recently, and in such perfect condition (compared to its surroundings) as to defy logic. How else do you explain "dead" baseball players wandering out of a corn field in Iowa? How else do you explain why true crop circles appear only in corn fields (aliens make all the other ones). How else do you explain all the mysterious Orville Redenbacher sightings (think: corn clones)? The popularity of the group Korn? The continued success of movie theaters? The crunchy deliciousness of Kernel Sander'S chicken? HMMM?!?!? Corn is in charge man, and the sooner you can wrap your mind around that fact, you'll stop asking these little questions and actually think...

sheesh! I hope that "helps"

mygyzmom From: mygyzmom Date: June 6th, 2005 06:04 pm (UTC) (Link)

Re: Oddly enough...

Thanks Chuck! No, really!
acey From: acey Date: June 6th, 2005 06:06 pm (UTC) (Link)
There's a kernel of truth in your statement :)
aspiring2live From: aspiring2live Date: June 6th, 2005 11:59 pm (UTC) (Link)
You're so corny! ;-)
acey From: acey Date: June 7th, 2005 12:51 am (UTC) (Link)
I had to look that one up on the cobweb ;-)
curious_corax From: curious_corax Date: June 7th, 2005 03:03 am (UTC) (Link)
   You know some funny people.
brknconfidents From: brknconfidents Date: June 7th, 2005 04:19 am (UTC) (Link)
Wahaha!!! Classic LJing, right here!!!
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