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Spouse questions...
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gymbrall From: gymbrall Date: June 6th, 2005 05:56 pm (UTC) (Link)

Oddly enough...

It is a not widely known fact that corn functions as a collective vegetable entity, exists entirely outside of the time space continuum, and actually runs the universe. This is evident in the way that corn will turn up in places where it has no business being, has not been recently, and in such perfect condition (compared to its surroundings) as to defy logic. How else do you explain "dead" baseball players wandering out of a corn field in Iowa? How else do you explain why true crop circles appear only in corn fields (aliens make all the other ones). How else do you explain all the mysterious Orville Redenbacher sightings (think: corn clones)? The popularity of the group Korn? The continued success of movie theaters? The crunchy deliciousness of Kernel Sander'S chicken? HMMM?!?!? Corn is in charge man, and the sooner you can wrap your mind around that fact, you'll stop asking these little questions and actually think...

sheesh! I hope that "helps"

mygyzmom From: mygyzmom Date: June 6th, 2005 06:04 pm (UTC) (Link)

Re: Oddly enough...

Thanks Chuck! No, really!
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