Time to grab the chainsaw and indulge in ManFun! The trees are shaking already! Or, it might be the wind. Hope you don't end up seeing me in a Vonage commercial! Ah, the smell of oil, the ring-ding-ding of a two stroke engine, the crackle of branches falling to the ground... Oh yeah, I gotta get outta this here chair first.
(*commencing pre-work finger count*)