Geek at the cool table, cool at the geek table. (aspiring2live) wrote,
Geek at the cool table, cool at the geek table.
aspiring2live

Josh is 6...teen...ish.

(Brushing his teeth after carefully washing most of the toothpaste down the drain... yesterday before school.)

*passes gas*
"Woe, that was a triple threat!"
*passes more*
"A quadRUPLE threat!"
*passes even more*
(Obviously pleased)
"A SIX TIMES THREAT!"

Then yesterday evening while doing his homework.

"Excuse me, but I have to drop a deuce."

(As in, use the bathroom #2, as in, have a bowel movement.)
Props to Cartoon Network for that verbal gem, I'm sure!
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