From a card a friend received a few years back. Still one of my favorites.

All the Wonderful Things You Are

By Rex, the Dog Poet

A rubber chew toy.
A leather shoe.
A morning walk through fields of doo dew.
Diggin' a hole where some flowers grew...

These things, to me, are you.

Barkin' at nothin'.
Chasin' a car.
Bellyin' up to the dogfood bar.
Sniffin' my friends from near and far...

These things, to me, you are.

A good hard scratch.
The scream of a flea.
Old Lassie reruns on TV.
Liftin' my leg when I'm next to a tree...

(inside of the card)
You're all these things and more to me.

AAAAAAaaaaa hahahahaha!

Now THAT, my friends, is art!

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