Said in a very sweet, lispy voice (which I happen to be scary good at):
"Hi! My name is Bruce. I'm a Gemini and I run a naughty website out of my home."
Role sought: Jury Clown.
Whadya think? ;-)
Okay, I am sooo not outgoing enough to do this. I'll probably be my usual, nearly silent, nearly scowling, corner person.
I feel like puking.
Wish me luck!