Josh: Dad, can you believe this is the last year Eliana will be on the bus? I may never get to see her again.
(Eliana is a 5th grader on Josh's bus. He adores her and is in heaven whenever she decides to sit with him.)
Me: Yeah, that's true, you might not.
Josh: And I'm not even old enough to marry anybody.
Me: Well the good thing about that is, someday you will meet a girl that is even more wonderful than Eliana.
Josh: Impossible. Totally impossible. She's the most beautiful girlfriend out of all of my over ten girlfriends.
Hahahahahaha! And I was worried for a minute!