Regarding the issue of colors



These are the facts as we know them from an informal poll of men I know.

• Men only see about 12 colors.


• All of these colors match each other.


• Red plaid flannel shirts go well with camouflage pants.


• Colors such as teal, mauve, chartreuse, and azure are terms made up by women to confuse men and simply describe one of the above 12 colors.


• The above 4 rules apply to straight men only. Gay men have the extra rods and cones in their eyes that women have enabling them to see all those extra colors and shades.


• To men, nearly all women look best in bright red lipstick and nail polish.


• The three acceptable colors for women's underwear are black, white and red, or a combination of these, preferably made exclusively of lace.

These are the facts as we know them.</u>

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