I'm "watching" the play-by-play for UFC 77 right now on Sherdog.com I guess it means you are a real fan when you read the description of fights on a website. The prelims are over, but the big fights haven't happened yet. I wait.
Every time we get a really big guy (like 400 or 500 pounds) that wrecked his moped, I resort to the same joke. I wonder if he was wearing a fez? Sometimes co-workers even get it. Do you? (Hint: think shriners on minibikes in a parade!)
That's all I have to say, and I fully recognize it wasn't much.