Geek at the cool table, cool at the geek table. (aspiring2live) wrote,
Geek at the cool table, cool at the geek table.

Bump in the night

Sleeping along with the wifey, I hear a pop in the room, like something got bumped. Now we run a fan, so you understand it has to have a bit of volume before I notice it from my sleep. I convince myself after a minute that it wasn't my 8 year old, that it wasn't my 4 year old, and that it must have only been a random noise in an old house. Resume ZZZs. Several minutes later, CLONK, and this time I know I felt the bed move. So I have checked the bedroom, the hall, under the bed, the bathroom... and here I sit. Strange. The only thing I haven't been able to rule out is that maybe wifey pooted in her sleep. HA! Don't tell her I said that.
Tags: humor, sleep

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