November 14th, 2004

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A little morning frivolity

The Man Song by Sean Morey (Scroll down on his site to hear a sample)

(Female background singers:) He's the man, he's the man!

I don't no crap from anybody! ...else but you.
I wear the pants around here! ...when I finish with your laundry.

Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight!
When I say jump you say, yeah right.
I'm the man of this house! ...until you get home.

He's the man, he's the man!

What I say goes around here! ...right out the window.
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ...so I'll shut up.

The sooner you learn who's boss around here!,
the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
'Cause I'm head honcho around here! ...but it's all in my head.

He's the man, he's the man!

And I can have sex any time! ...that you want.
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ...but they're not that important.

And don't expect any flowers from me!,
'cause if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
I'm the king of my castle! ...when you're not around.

He's the man, he's the man!

And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ...to get in trouble.
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ...to sleep on the couch.

'Cause a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do!
and I'm gonna do what you tell me to.
Because I'm top dog around here! ...but I've been neutered.

He's the man! HE'S THE MAN!