Josh is 6...teen...ish.
(Brushing his teeth after carefully washing most of the toothpaste down the drain... yesterday before school.)
*passes gas*
"Woe, that was a triple threat!"
*passes more*
"A quadRUPLE threat!"
*passes even more*
(Obviously pleased)
"A SIX TIMES THREAT!"
Then yesterday evening while doing his homework.
"Excuse me, but I have to drop a deuce."
(As in, use the bathroom #2, as in, have a bowel movement.)
Props to Cartoon Network for that verbal gem, I'm sure!
*passes gas*
"Woe, that was a triple threat!"
*passes more*
"A quadRUPLE threat!"
*passes even more*
(Obviously pleased)
"A SIX TIMES THREAT!"
Then yesterday evening while doing his homework.
"Excuse me, but I have to drop a deuce."
(As in, use the bathroom #2, as in, have a bowel movement.)
Props to Cartoon Network for that verbal gem, I'm sure!
