December 11th, 2006

Happy Face

Jury Duty: Day One

Introductions in the jurors' room...

Said in a very sweet, lispy voice (which I happen to be scary good at):

"Hi! My name is Bruce. I'm a Gemini and I run a naughty website out of my home."

Role sought: Jury Clown.

Whadya think? ;-)

Okay, I am sooo not outgoing enough to do this. I'll probably be my usual, nearly silent, nearly scowling, corner person.

I feel like puking.

Wish me luck!