I can drink coffee and drink it while it is hot.
I can pee ANYtime I feel like it (in the bathroom of course!)
I don't have to pretend to like people I find revolting (co-workers excluded)
I never get poop or vomit on me, or even have to worry that I might.
I don't have to worry about getting sued even though I did the right thing.
I don't have to worry that even a fairly small error might kill somebody.
I can sit down when I get tired.
I can come away feeling like I accomplished something good.
I can tell my family about my day over a meal, IF I want to.
I can say that management appreciates and understands me and my role at work.
I can be happy and fulfilled.