I'm not sure why, but I'm pretty sure it is a Divine manifestation. Every time I work any overtime "to help out" God punishes me with patients who try to assume room temperature. I kept checking for the guys in red suits with pointy tails and pitchforks to show up because I had to be in hell! (Just kidding about that hell thing.)
Gotta go get a quick nap because I have a 1pm interview.