If you have, or have ever been around, boys - you'll understand
If you have, or know any, boys, you have to get them the Captain Underpants books from Scholastic. Otherwise, you will never hear random supper table utterings such as, "Buttercup chicken fanny" and "lumpy potty biscuits" followed by the most joyous laughter you can imagine. Boys. Men! Well, how else are women going to feel superior if we don't give them some easy targets, eh?